You've had your spiffy Breville juicer for half a year and used it not once. You recently bought some sugar snap peas that turn out to be tough as dinosaur but you don't want to throw them out; you decide, finally, it's time to juice! Instructions read and followed, you place the peas down the chute, and, you've got juice! You taste the watery, mildly sweet liquid; it needs something else. You combine some carrot, pear and a touch of lemon juice with it, and: dinner.
You get sucked into a TV vortex consisting of Anthony Bourdain, Guy Fieri, the big-ass college super bowl and the bald guy who does Hotel Impossible. And now you make a public admission of it.